or, Everything You Didn’t Want To Know About The Blue Man But Are About To Be Told Anyway.

Hello, you!

I’m Dan, aka the Blue Man, aka Rodafowa, aka Happy Hornet, aka… well, if you don’t already know, the chances are you haven’t found this site. In which case you’re not reading this. In which case why am I still writing it?

I’m a tubby bespectacled thirtysomething with a scruffy ponytail, so naturally I get more worked up about comics, computer games, pen-and-paper RPGs and sci-fi than I do about anything that happens in the real world.

This site exists in the main to allow me to blow off steam about things that no rational person cares about, and therefore to prevent me getting bludgeoned to death as I sleep by members of my immediate family.

I’m going to try and keep things updated on a regular basis.

No, I really mean it this time.

If you’re aching to get in touch with me for some unfathomable and depraved reason, feel free to drop a line to blue_man(ObviouslyFalseBit)@btopenworld.com, taking out the… actually, I’m not even going to insult your intelligence.